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Vibe Check · pre-launch reality test

You vibe-coded it. But does it survive Nigeria?

Your AI copilot says it's production-ready. Seven bank-account-verified Nigerians on their own phones and networks will tell you the truth — recorded, AI-summarised, and back in your inbox before launch day.

7 bank-verified testers · real devices, real networks · AI-summarised report in 24–72h · one-time, no subscription

Done! Your app is production-ready. Ship it 🚀

your AI copilot · 2:47 AM

Oga, checkout no dey load on MTN — and the button dey hide for my Tecno screen 😅

Chinedu · bank-verified tester · Tecno Spark, Lagos

This is the conversation a Vibe Check has with your product — seven times, on camera, before your users have it in public.

What your demo never met: reality

It worked on your machine, on your Wi-Fi, with you driving. A Vibe Check swaps all three for the market you're about to launch into.

Real, low-end phones

Tecno, Infinix, Samsung, iPhone — the phones your users actually own, not a simulator with 16GB of RAM. If your bundle chokes a ₦90k Android, you'll see it happen on video.

Real Nigerian networks

MTN, Glo, Airtel — including the 3G-in-traffic moments your hosting dashboard never shows you. Slow-network behaviour is where vibe-coded apps go to die.

Real people, real language

Bank-account-verified Nigerians narrating in NG English or Pidgin as they go. No bots, no duplicates, no fake responses — and no politeness filter either.

Real first impressions

Users who abandon after one confusing screen — exactly like the market will. You watch the moment attention is lost, not a summary of it.

Built it with AI? We can test it.

No app-store listing, no SDK, no setup. Send whichever of these you have, plus a three-line brief.

A live URL

Website, web app or SaaS — staging or production.

An Android build

APK or closed-testing link. No Play Store listing required.

A WhatsApp flow

Bot, storefront or booking flow — send the number and a script.

An AI product

Chatbot, agent or voice tool — we test it in Nigerian context.

What comes back

Receipts, not vibes: evidence you can act on the same day.

7 recorded sessions

Screen + voice from 7 verified testers on their own phones — English or Pidgin narration as needed.

AI-summarised report

Friction points, quotes and sentiment distilled by AI so you read findings, not hours of footage.

Fix-first ranking

The issues that stopped testers cold, ranked — so Monday's work plans itself.

Only approved sessions billed

Failed or unusable recordings don't count toward your 7. You pay for signal, not noise.

Three steps. No discovery call.

1

Send your link + brief

URL, APK, WhatsApp number or AI product link, plus what you want testers to try. Three lines is a fine brief.

2

Real Nigerians run it

Seven bank-account-verified testers use it on their own phones and networks, narrating screen-recorded sessions as they go.

3

Your report lands

Recordings plus the AI-summarised report — friction points, quotes, sentiment — typically within 24–72 hours of brief acceptance.

The Vibe Check

One-time. No subscription. No call required.

₦30,000
  • 7 recorded sessions on Tecno, Infinix, Samsung or iPhone
  • Real networks — MTN, Glo, Airtel
  • English + Pidgin narration as needed
  • AI-summarised friction points, quotes, sentiment
  • Report typically within 24–72h of brief acceptance
  • Failed sessions don't count — only approved recordings billed
Run a Vibe Check

Billed as our Lite report pack — same product, named for the job.

Bigger launch? Usability report (8 testers, ₦32,000), Bug Bash (10 testers, ₦110,000), Google Play compliance and subscriptions live on /pricing.

Fair questions

Do I need to be on the Play Store or App Store?

No. A live URL, an APK or closed-testing link, a WhatsApp number, or a link to your AI product is enough. If you do need Google Play closed-testing compliance (12 testers kept active), that's a separate fixed pack on our pricing page.

My product is half-finished and a bit embarrassing. Is that okay?

That's the whole point of a pre-launch check. Testers follow your brief without judgement — finding the rough edges before your market does is the cheapest they will ever be to fix.

Is my product kept confidential?

Yes. Testers work under platform terms that prohibit sharing confidential client material outside the platform, and your recordings and report are delivered to you alone.

How fast do I get results?

The AI-summarised report typically lands within 24–72 hours of your brief being accepted; most tests come back within a few days at the outside. We confirm timing when you book.

Why real users instead of another AI review?

Your AI copilot already thinks the app is perfect — that's how it got shipped. What it can't simulate is a first-time user on a Tecno Spark riding 3G on MTN. That gap is where launches fail, and it's exactly what a Vibe Check films.

What exactly is the ₦30,000 pack?

It's our Lite report pack — 7 bank-account-verified testers, recorded sessions and an AI-summarised report — under the name that matches the job. Same product, same price, no upsell call required.

Ship with receipts, not vibes.

The market will review your product either way. Choose whether that happens on camera for ₦30,000 — or in public, for more.

Wednesday you vibe-coded it. Friday you know what real Nigerians think. Built in Nigeria · NDPA-aligned · paid in naira.